Snow white and the queen

"Would you like an apple?" 
“All right. ”
”"duped," the queen thought quietly 
Snow white took a bite of the apple and fainted. The queen picked up the princess and ran, leaving the prince in a daze. 
Then snow white opened her eyes and put them together in the queen's ear and said, "that's all it takes to charm me." 
From then on, snow white and the queen lived the life of be happy and joyful 
(Hahahahahahahaha, this is a fairy tale that misleads children)