老师的作文英语我写了海猫和Rua牛

由于老师让写作文我就写了个生草小作文
The door duang open and jump out a Oceancat
There was a man named Rua cow.One day, when he was wandering around the Rutland notary office, he suddenly found something moving in the house. He took out AK47 and was ready to go in to get rid of ghosts.He kicked the door and said: “Hypergryph!open the door!”But behind the door wasn’t a ghost or a Lateran citizen.”Behind the door was a Oceancat.Oceancat said:”Is it terrible? Yes, it is.”and sang the song”Damedanedameyo,danedamoyo.antaga,sukide sukisugite.”So they went to the doctor to play.They found doctor on Rhodes Island and doctor was very happy.Because Oceancat flash update and gave doctor 200 Synthetic jade.Doctor was very happy,so he gave Oceancat a questionnaire,on the questionnaire doctor wrote ”Very easy”.So Rua cow was very happy,he gave doctor a new crisis contract,in the crisis contract had Unstoppable sakaz puncture leader,Sniper with higher resistance than heavy equipment.....And doctor found Magic ZC Catalogue and got the low match playing method.And doctor wrote ”Very easy” and Rua cow give a new crisis contract.Finally, this cycle continues until the end of this land.

中文翻译（百度生草的翻译我改了点）：
门突然打开，跳出一只海猫
有一个人名叫Rua牛。一天，当他在拉特兰公证处闲逛时，他突然发现房子里有东西在动。他拿出AK47，准备进去除鬼。他踢开门说：“鹰角网络！开门！”但门后既不是鬼魂，也不是拉特兰公民。”门后是一只海猫。海猫说：“很可怕吗，是的，很可怕。”并唱了一首歌“Damedane dameyo danedamoyo”。安提加，苏基德苏基苏吉特。（歌词被翻译了）”于是他们去找博士玩。他们在罗德岛找到了博士，博士非常高兴。因为Oceancat闪断更新，给了博士200合成玉。博士很高兴，所以他给了Oceancat一份问卷，在问卷上医生写了“非常简单”。所以Rua牛非常高兴，他给了博士一个新的危机合约，在新危机合约中有不可阻挡的萨卡兹穿刺组长，比重装盾更厚的狙击手……博士找到了魔法ZC目录（直译），得到了低配打法。
博士写下了“非常简单”，然后Rua牛给了一个新的危机合同。最后，这个循环一直持续到这片大地的尽头。