命运交响曲——萨勒传:萨勒的行动
五百米外,索衫正在边喝豆浆边走路。
萨勒听了说“哦?是吗?那刚好我也会,我也献唱一曲吧。”
所有人“别!”
随着一声巨响,索衫直接“噗”的一声把豆浆喷了出来。
索衫“谁唱的歌啊!耳朵都快被震聋了!”
萨勒家里,那几个人全晕倒在了地上……
萨勒“😓看来我还真是不适合唱歌……”
(演出当天)
达令“怎么了,鹏宇同学?怎么一副闷闷不乐的样子?”
埃克博斯“昨天晚上真是把我……算了我不想再提了。”(←声带都差点被萨勒震断)
达令“哦……那好吧。”
何欣“好了,下面有请二年级三班的乔鹏展表演!”
话音刚落,只见一位穿白色西服的人走上了表演台。
埃克博斯“嗯……还不赖。”
音乐响起 (Michael Jackson《Smooth Criminal》)
As he came into the window,
It was the sound of a crescendo,He came into her apartement,He left the bloodstains on the carpet,She ran underneath the table,He could see she was unable,So she ran into the bedroom,She was struck down it was her doom,Annie are you ok,So Annie are you ok,Are you ok Annie,Annie are you ok,So Annie are you ok,Are you ok Annie,Annie are you ok,So Annie are you ok,Are you ok Annie,Annie are you ok,So Annie are you ok are you ok Annie,Annie are you ok,Will you tell us that you're ok,There's a sign in the window,That he struck you a crescendo Annie,He came into your apartement,He left the bloodstains on the carpet,The you ran into the bedroom,You were struck down,It was your doom,…
…Okay I want everybody to clear the area right now! 下一秒,萨勒做出了一个前身倾斜45度。