The Vsingers' Daily(to write every couple's daily life in a tran

This passage is a translation.It's translated from the one written by Tiandian.Maybe there aresome mistakes and YINGHE(not Yanhe!) translations,don't treat them seriously.It's just a joke.
(N&S)
With the birds singing in the morning,the lovely lady,Luo Tianyi,gets up early.Mabe hears her getting up,her husband,Yuezheng Ling,gets in her room.
Ling:Oh,my dear,you get up finally!Did anyone told you you're quite pretty today?
Luo:Thanks,my dear!You're also very handsome today!Is breakfast prepared?My stomach is calling like your tiger now!
Ling:Oh,of course!Getting up and preparing breakfast for you every morning is the most enjoyable thing to me!I mean…It is my pleasure to prepare breakfast for you.
(Luo&Ling are having breakfast)
Ling:Oh, my lady, do you know?Your funny eating is just like our neighbor Miss Mo Qingxian's kitties!
Luo:Oh my God, do you know?The baozi is so tasty-- You'd better have a taste, I promise you will love it.Yes, I promise!
Ling:My dear, I will trust you for sure!After all, a person believs in Jesus never tells lies,yeah?
(Longya&Yanhe)
Yan:Oh, my poor man,Don't sit in front of the computer!Your black eye rings have no difference from a panda now!I think you need a beautiful sleep to protect your tired body!