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什么才是真正的笨。。。

2023-05-16 来源:百合文库

什么才是真正的笨。。。


Now that’s what I call stupid: In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. He rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. He looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.” I then watched this boy open the oven and pull the pizza out with his bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of his lungs. We never had a second date.
这就是我所说的愚蠢:在我初中的时候,有个家伙和我约会。 他租了一部红盒电影,做了一个披萨。 我们在看电影,烤箱响了,披萨就做好了。 他死死的盯着我的眼睛,说:“这是最糟糕的部分。”然后我看着这个家伙打开烤箱,徒手、抓起架子、把比萨饼拉出来,发出猪叫声!之后我就再没和他约会。

什么才是真正的笨。。。


beeped v。嘟嘟响( beep的过去式和过去分词 );
The driver beeped behind us. 司机在我们后面鸣喇叭.
oven n,烤箱,烤炉,灶;
. She lit the oven, preparatory to putting the pie into it.
她把烤箱加热,准备把馅饼放进去。
rack n.行李架; 支架; 刑架; (羊、猪等带前肋的)颈脊;
v.使痛苦,使焦虑; 剥削,榨取; 用刑拘折磨;
My rucksack was too big for the luggage rack.
我的背包太大了,行李架上放不下。
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