什么才是真正的笨。。。

Now that’s what I call stupid: In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. He rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. He looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.” I then watched this boy open the oven and pull the pizza out with his bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of his lungs. We never had a second date.
这就是我所说的愚蠢：在我初中的时候，有个家伙和我约会。 他租了一部红盒电影，做了一个披萨。 我们在看电影，烤箱响了，披萨就做好了。 他死死的盯着我的眼睛，说：“这是最糟糕的部分。”然后我看着这个家伙打开烤箱，徒手、抓起架子、把比萨饼拉出来，发出猪叫声！之后我就再没和他约会。